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Story one : 3 men were drunk,they stopped a taxi.The taxi driver figured that they were drunk,he just switched on the engine & switched it off & told them, 'we ve arrived'.The 1st guy gave him money, 2nd guy said thanks, but the 3rd guy slapped him.The taxi driver was stunned coz he was hoping that none of them must ve realized that the car didn't move an inch.So he asked,what was that for? Control ur speed next time,u almost killed us. Story Two : A boy is crying while watching TV. Mum: What's wrong? Boy: Justin Bieber just got shot on CSI! Mum: Aww, honey, it's not real, he's still alive... Boy: That's why I'm crying.
Story three : Teacher: I'm sorry I couldn't grade your test last night, I was really busy! Student: Sorry I couldn't do my homework last night, I was really busy! **Students have lives too. we just don't go home and sit. we have things to do.**
Story four : what happened to the times when 12 year olds played with barbies? and when boys were 'icky'? you didn't care what people thought of you, the times when you played with anyone and everyone and didn't care about your 'reputation' the world we live is growing up too fast
Story five : *Texting dad* You: Hey dad, can I get some money for some coke? Dad: Sure... is $60 enough? You: Dad. It's $1.25. Dad: Wow, the price sure went down from when I was a kid... You: DAD! COCA-COLA? Dad: Oh...
Story six : Like if you remember: Mindy: Can you explain what this is? Drake: Airplane. Mindy: And who is this jumping off the airplane? Drake: Mrs. Hafer. Mindy: And where's her parachute? Drake: Didn't draw one. Mindy: (Shouts) Didn't draw one! Josh: But there's a lake below, so clearly, she would land safely in the water. Mindy: Really? Drake what are these things in the water? Drake: Hungry alligators.
